Chronic Meeting-itis: A Condition of Extreme Redundancy

Welcome to Chronic Meeting-itis, where time is relative and meetings are infinite.

Known Meeting Gods

• Zeus of Zero Productivity (The patron deity of pointless discussion)
• Ares of Agenda Changes (The god of constantly shifting priorities)
• Dionysus of Diverted Attention (The patron deity of multitasking)

Meet the Meeting Prophets who will guide you through this endless sea of meetings.